you
youyou,you you
you
c’mere, you
what do you think you’re doing
you.
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guys that caught me sneaking pictures of them
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If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti
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i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
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dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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